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Cheerful Hours at the Grand Lodge
Robert Morris
We have visited many Grand Lodges in our day, and have
never failed to find a general air of cheerfulness pervading
the sittings. If no other advantages accrued to Masonry
from these annual meetings, except that of making Masons
better acquainted with each other, it would well justify even
far greater trouble and expense.
Friendships are there established, more lasting than time.
Hearts are cemented into one that would otherwise revolve
in a remote relationship. Other advantages are found; jarring
ideas are reconciled; comets reduced to planets; crude and
imperfect theories corrected; innovation frowned down; errors
adjusted; appeals heard and adjudicated; light on Masonry
disseminated; but the best of the matter is, that peace and
harmony are caused to prevail throughout the bounds of each
Masonic jurisdiction.
None can overlook this important fact who has observed the
practical effect of Grand Lodge convocations, that however
disappointed any may be in the Masonic improvement expected
from the visit, good fellowship is vastly increased amongst the
members.
Above the many scenes connected with Grand Lodge amenities,
and which dwell with peculiar gratefulness in our
memory, the following has a cheerful pre-eminence.
At a certain stated communication of the Grand Lodge of
, there had been an exciting question debated for two
days. The members had become exhausted with the discussion;
besides being out of all patience with the pertinacity
with which the friends of the measure in question pressed it.
Night came on. The call from labor to refreshment had been
acknowledged; then the sound of the gavel had summoned the
craft back to labor again. The long and tiresome speech that
had been interrupted by the calling off, was resumed, and so
interminable did it threaten to be that by a kind of spontaneous
movement a half dozen of the older members slipped out and
assembled in the Grand Secretary's room, to enjoy a cozy
cigar and a quiet chat all by themselves.
First among them, both in port and manners, was Brother
Fenner long known to the craft, both in this and his native
State as a zealous Mason, but one a little given to novel
theories. Having a rather better idea of Masonic work as he
had learned it, than of the established landmarks, he was a
great stickler for some things and a red-hot denouncer of
others; in either case basing his attachment or opposition
upon preconceived notions not always in accordance with
constitutional Masonry. However, he was Mason all over, to
use the emphatic phrase, with a full purse and an open door
to it, a large heart and many chambers therein, a cordial
manner and the most polished grace to recommend it.
Next to him on the right, smoking a favorite dutch-headed
pipe, was Jackson Burt, Deputy Grand Master, familiarly
known to his friends as the grandfather of Masonry in his
precincts. It was old Jackson Burt who left his farm and his
merchandise, and consumed three months in the year instructing
Lodges gratuitously, in the principles and practice of
Masonry. If a difficulty got up between brothers, if two
Lodges differed on any topic, if a hall was to be dedicated,
a brother to be buried, or a case of Masonic conscience to be
settled, old Brother Jack was applied to, and rarely refused
to come.
Judging from his coat and plain manners, old Jack believed
what he preached, that it was not the external qualifications
that render a man acceptable to Masonry.
In the corner of the chimney with his feet high up, higher
than his head by a yard, and glaring around through a pair
of hideous spectacles, was Charley Gaines, formerly Senior
Grand Warden, and now a candidate for higher honors.
Charley scorned tobacco, detested smoke, looked with contempt
upon a cigar, but ate liquorice as a hen eats corn.
Opposite Charley was Brother Herron, the Grand Lecturer,
a gentleman whose character in Masonry we shall better
understand further on. Brother H. was a great lover of
speculative Masonry, thought no subject so important as the
obligations of Masonry, wouldn't give a fig for any man's
opinions unless he had good arguments to back them with,
and was preparing for a Masonic journey to Europe and
Palestine, in pursuance of bis favorite theory, "the nearer
the East the purer the light."
The other two were representatives of country Lodges,.
men of experience in worldly matters but young in Masonry.
The room being locked on the inside to prevent intrusion,
and an injunction to speak low, for fear of the Grand Tyier,
being passed around, the conversation opened, and several
anecdotes were related that have enlivened our note book for
many a year.
The Grand Lecturer led the way with a good illustration of
The Cable Tow
"I was engaged during January last year," he aaid,
"delivering a course of lectures to the Lodge at Seville."
"Most of the brethren resided in the country, five or ten
miles from the Lodge, and as is usually the case, I saw but little
of that part of the membership, during the three days and
nights that I spent there."
"The morning after the close of my labors, just as I was
preparing to depart, the fraternal greetings so commonly connected
with those occasions were interrupted by a messenger,
who came riding hard and fast into town, bringing doleful
news. A disaster had occurred."
"The house of Brother Logan had taken fire suddenly the
night before, and so swiftly had the flames extended that the
unfortunate man was unable to save any part of his property.
He had rescued five of his children from the fire, burning himself
in a shocking manner while so doing, and leaving yet one
sweet little girl to the flames.
"His profession being that of a house painter, all his stock
had consisted in inflammable materials, and these were entirely
consumed in an adjoining shop. In short, the brother was
absolutely ruined in a pecuniary sense, nor was it likely that he
would ever regain his bodily powers so as to be able to support
himself and family.
"Brother Logan wa» so well. known around Seville for an
industrious, honest man, that the intelligence of his misfortunes
spread a gloom over the village. Several of the citizens, both
male and female, rode immediately out to the place to which
the remnant of the suffering family had been conveyed. They
took provisions, clothing, and other comforts, with a lively
thought of the destitute."
"There are certain calls which the heart must be case-hardened
to resist and this was one. The benevolent character of
the Seville people had frequently before been tested by their
good deeds, nor had the drafts of charity ever been protested.
They were honorably accepted in this particular instance.
The distressed family was at once supplied."
"My own departure was delayed in view of a Lodge meeting promptly
called to consider what action should be taken
in the premises."
"After careful consideration, we decided that the son of
Brother Logan, himself a Freemason and from his relationship
to the distressed man, a fitting agent to arouse public sympathy
in his behalf, should visit each member of the order,
individually, and solicit contributions, as there was just then
a deficiency in the Lodge treasury."
"This benevolent effort it was that first gave to my mind a
clear idea of the moral force of the cable tow."
"The messenger was successful in presenting his father's
misfortunes in a pathetic manner. None offered to resist
the claims of their scorched and wounded brother. All were
moved by the genuine spirit of pity. Brotherly love in every
Instance prompted a generous relief. But the difference in
the amount of contributions was so remarkably contrasted
with the relative ability of the donors, that I was unavoidably
struck with it."
"Brother Lane, a retired land-speculator, a man of his fifty
thousand, if he had a cent, gave five dollars. He did it cordially,
and his message to the suffering brother was a kind
and tender one, for he declared he felt almost glad of the
accident, as it gave him an opportunity to show his Masonic
feelings towards a brother in whom he had always felt a lively
interest.
But still he only gave five dollars, and I had expected of
him fifty at least."
"Brother Wayten, a young merchant, straggling with the
great difficulties connected with the opening of a mercantile
business on a small capital, gave ten dollars. And the message
that accompanied the money was worth as much more."
"Tell your father," said the noble young man, "that I
would go out and see him in person did my business permit,
but my servant shall go, and you shall give him an assurance
from me that should he need further aid, if he will send me a
notification, I will divide my last dime with him!"
"Professor Oliphant, the teacher, secretary of the Lodge,
a widower by the way, with several children and an aged
mother to support, an invalid with a troublesome cough,
indicative of consumption, ... also gave ten dollars, and
with such pure cheerfulness as tripled the value of the gift."
"All, without exception, bestowed gifts as he felt bound in
conscience to do. But the widow's two mites were dropped
in at the hand of Brother Anderson, a carpenter with a very
large family of daughters, a poor man, but a devoted Mason."
"The messenger called at the shop of Brother Anderson
and related his woeful tale. The appeal reached a kind spirit.
Fraternal sympathy agitated the poor man's heart as with a
tempest, and when the story was ended, he rushed to the
house, without a word, drained the old stocking of its last
coin, and gave it to the weeping youth. Then he saddled his
horse and with a hasty remark, that he must go out and see
for himself, he rode off. Subsequently I learned that this
good Samaritan abode with Brother Logan for ten days,
watching with him by night, and laboring in the daytime
upon the new house that the bounty of the craft had enabled
the unfortunate brother to commence."
"As I rode from Seville the next morning my heart could.
not resist the contemplation of this subject. Why is there so
much difference in the disposition of men towards heaven-sent
charity, I asked: Why do the rich stop at a per cent. of
donations so much smaller, than the poor; so that while the latter
bestows one dollar from. his scanty purse, the former from
his Lordly estate feels himself to have acted liberally if
he gives five or ten? Was it not in view of the fact, that
wealth contracts the. heart, that the law of Moses enjoined
tenths of all property to be the Lord's? And as so many of the
Jewish rites were incorporated into speculative Masonry is it
not probable in view of the light afforded us by tradition, that
this practice was introduced among the rest? There is
nothing on earth more unjust than a per capitam tax, nothing
more equitable than a tax of tithes."
"The modern practice of assessing Lodge dues, however
convenient in practice, is certainly based upon a very different
theory, although the burden being small, and chartered
Lodges peculiarly a modern invention, I should not be disposed
to make a difficulty upon this head. But when it comes
to private donation for the poor of our order, the true intent
of the cable tow symbol demands the former custom, that of
assessment, and wherever speculative Masonry is practiced
in its true spirit, we shall find it to be so employed."
"Each Mason is supposed to know the measure of his own
Cable tow, and to have estimated its length and strength."
"Then, by the holy guide which lies open upon our altars,
we should bestow as the Lord has bestowed on us, and as the
charity is that of tithes, so shall be the reward, and he who
keeps account of what we say or do in His name, even to a
cup of cold water, will see to it that our works shall follow
us in the general reckoning of the other world."
After the general applause which followed this appropriate
sketch had ceased, and old Jack had wiped his spectacles,
they having, in some manner, become dim, the cigars were relit,
which had sympathetically gone out, and a movement was
observed on the part of Brother Gaines. Winding down his
long legs until they came nearly as low as his head, he blew
away the cloud of smoke that had gathered maliciously around
mm, and took the occasion to tell a circumstance connected
with:
The Jew's Marriage Rite
There was a large gathering at the house of one of the
wealthiest Hebrews in Hamburg; for his only daughter,
Ruth, was that day to be united in marriage to Israel, partner
in trade with the well-known banking house of Vonstein. All
the traditional rites connected with the betrothal of a Jewish
maiden, had been carefully maintained; for the old man,
though devoted to money making as the prime end of human
iife, was firmly attached to the ceremonials of his creed as
the only reasonable preparations for a life to come. All that
could be learned from the most experienced rabbis had been
adopted, and the wise Rabbi, Ben Aaron, though bending
under the weight of a century, had made a journey all the
way from Cracow in Poland, to join his experience to theirs.
The ceremonial of marriage amongst the Jews is undoubtedly
one of the oldest traditions in the world. Much of it, like the
cabala of Freemasonry, is only imparted to a favored few and
by them transmitted under the strictest pledges of secrecy.
Portions of it, it is thought, are not now understood by any
living person, the traditions having been lost in the lapse of
ages, while the practice has been retained.
Persons who, by some peculiar favor, have been admitted
to see it, give a most gorgeous description of the expensive
preparations, the solemn responses, and the impressive rites
of a Jewish wedding. My purpose at present is to describe
but one, the breaking of the glass. When the various
responses had been duly made and all the traditionary ceremonies
satisfactorily performed, a solemn pause ensued.
The officiating rabbi, a popular minister of the Jewish faith in
Hamburg, withdrew to a seat, leaving the newly-joined couple
standing alone in the centre of the room. Then the Rabbi,
Ben Aaron, the ecclesiastic of a hundred years, solemnly
rose from his seat upon the elevated station in the East,
tottered down the steps by the assistance of his servant, and
approached the pair. In his right hand he held a glass vessel
with a long slender stem and large capacity. Addressing
the bridegroom in his deep sepulchral voice he said, "The
Lord make this woman that is come into thine house like
Eachel and like Leah, which two did build the house of Israel:
and do thou worthily in Ephratah, and be famous in Bethlehem:
and let thy house be like the house of Pharez, whom Tamar
bare unto Judah of the seed which the Lord shall give thee
of this young woman."
To the young bride he next gave directions proper to her
change of life, and concerning the obedience due to her husband,
then wished for her the happiness of a fruitfal and
peaceful home.
But now the aged Rabbi addressing them both, assumed a
mournful tone, and in the words of the Lamenter, he reminded
them how "Zion spreadeth forth her hand and there is none
to comfort her: the Lord has cast down his altar, he hath
abhorred his sanctuary: for this our heart is faint; for these
things our eyes are dim; our holy and our beautiful house,
where our fathers praised the Lord, is burned up with fire,
and all our pleasant things are laid waste!" At these words
the fragile cup was suddenly dashed against the floor, and a
deep groan burst involuntarily from every bosom.
The veteran returned slowly to his seat and hid his face in
his robe. Another solemn pause, and again the officiating
Rabbi who had performed the principal ceremonies, returned
co the twain who had been so impressively instructed concerning
the destruction of the Temple, and explained to them
that this portion of the Jewish history was to be carefully
imparted to the children whom the Lord might bestow upon
them, to the end that it might never be forgotten.
The subject was rather dull, and Brother Gaines had no
oratorical abilities to enliven it. Just as he got through the
Grand Tyier'a knock was heard at the door, come to summon
the members to the Lodge room. But nobody answered, and
after listening a while at the key hole, he went off, convinced
that his own ears deceived him.
A general call was now made upon old Jack to sing a song,
very popular about that time, relating to the Albany Antimasonioc
Convention, and the Deputy Grand Master did not
delay to answer the request.
The Antimason
Oh, there was an Antimason, and his name was Uncle Nick.
And he lived down below, down below,
But he came a visiting a dozen times a week,
He'd a heap of work for to do.
A school to teach and a family to keep,
And a press and a newspaper too,
And never to be idle, nor a wink of sleep,
Was the work, Uncle Nick had to do
Burn up the. Biblelet it go!
Come, Brother Anti, give a crow, (imitates,)
For there's no more work in the Mason's Lodge-
On the trestle-board, moss shall grow.
Oh, his school was crammed with a thronging class-
There were gentlemen and ladies too;
The one to learn the Mason's pass,
The other what Mason's do.
Old Nick with smiles, in a big book wrote,
What the gentlemen wanted to know;
But he blushed when he turned to the petticoat,
And he whispered a word or two. (Chorus)
His family, the pride and gems of the place.
There was Merriek, Seward, Granger, you know
And a president to rule, and a preacher to grace,
Six score such a fuss could blow!
On good hot meat these children were fed,
Twas cooked down below, down below,
And the wines they drank in the goblets red,
From the veins of the Masons flow. (Chorus)
His Journal, filled with smashing lies,
Was sent through all the nation;
Uncle Nick called on his votaries,
"Come, help its circulation!"
On the shelf, on the file, on the table strewed,
Every carrier swift did go;
And in the very house of God,
This Antimason paper strow. (Chorus}
Oh, there is an Antimason, and his name is Uncle Nick.
But he stays down below, down below;
For his school's broke up, and his children sick,
And his printers joined the foe.
And the Masons' cause, so gloomy then,
Is bright as the noonday now,
And while there's love and truth in men,
The light of the Lodge shall glow.
Bring out the Bible, let it glow!
Come. brother Masons, give a crow, (imitates)
For there is work yet in the Mason's Lodge,
As the trestle board long shall show.
A roar of involuntary applause followed this fair hit at a
defunct party, and old Jack was so well pleased with his own
performance that he incontinently added this anecdote:
"A large delegation from almost every State in the Union,
united in laying the corner stone of Washington's Monument
at Washington City, July 4th, 1848. Among the rest was
(Gen. W, formerly Grand Master of the State of .
This gentleman is well known for his contempt of all Antimasons
and for having had a fight in his younger days with
three of their party leaders at once, in which he whipped
them all. After the ceremonies were ended, the General was
walking to his hotel, arm in arm with a member of Congress
from his own State, when whom should they overtake but one
of the men who had been most active in that rascally Albany
convention some twenty years before. The member stopped
him and just for the sake of devilment, introduced "His
particular friend, Gen. W, to his esteemed friend, Gov.
S!" The. ex-governor politely held out his hand, but
the General drew himself erect with a stern look of enquiry,
and asked, "Did I understand it, Governor S.?" "Yes,
sir," blandly responded that gentleman. "Governor S. of
New York?" " Yes, sir," replied the gentleman in question,
drawing back his extended fork, and looking offended in his
turn. "Governor S., who was chairman of the Albany
Antimasonic Convention?" "Yes," fiercely responded the
badgered individual, looking as though he would as soon
strike somebody as not. By this time a dozen persons had
gathered around, seeing something in the General's face that
gave hopes of a fight. "Then, Mr. Ex-Governor S., if you
are the gentleman from New York, and if you. were Chairman
of the Albany Antimasonic Convention, and if after that
you could witness a Masonic celebration as you have today,
all I have got to say is, if you'll come to my State I'll help
tar and feather you!" And the General turned fiercely
away, nor would he ever have another word to say to his old
friend, the member.
Brother Fenner was altogether of opinion that the General
served him right. He thought that a list of the members of
that Convention ought to be published and sent to every
Grand Lodge in the United States.
For his part he would vote against an Antimason for every
office from constable up.
Being called upon by the Grand Lecturer to explain what
he meant by an Antimason. He said, "any man who would
try to make political or other capital by denouncing Masonry."
He then related the following touching anecdote concerning:
The Slipper
There were two brothers in the eastern part of Kentucky
Both of them had been members of the Grand Lodge, and
noted for their proficiency in the landmarks and adaptations
of Masonry. By accident, the elder of the two, in a hunting
excursion, wounded himself so severely that he died the same
day. He was borne to his house, and his children called
around, (his wife having been dead for several years,} to see
his departure. His brother came with speed, to lend the last
kind offices, and voluntarily proposed to take charge of the
children, now doubly orphaned, and to rear them as his own.
All that business affairs dictated was soon arranged, for these
men had not waited until the death-hour to draw up their
wills and to square their accounts with the world.
(When Brother George Washington was taken ill with the sadden attack that
terminated his existence, it was found that all his accounts were balanced, and
his papers filed up to the Saturday before. This is the true Temple System, and
it ia good.) The
interests of the soul were likewise disposed of, for the great
Treasurer in heaven had received from the dying man many
a deposit of faith and good works and stood prepared, that
dying man knew it, to honor any draft that might be drawn
with Christ aa the endorser. Hands had been pressed, a kiss
from each wondering child received, and the summoned then
closed his eyes patiently to await the call of death. Death
was not slow in coming. Soon the tongue lost its power of
speech; the limbs refused to obey the will; the sense of
hearing failed, and then to see was all that remained to one
who had been noted for twenty years, as the strong of hand
and the swift of foot.
But now, as he lay thus imprisoned in the dungeon of his
thoughts, a grief came over him. It was plain, by those heavy
sighs, those big round tears, and that look of anguish, that
the departure of this Christian soul was not so peaceful as
it should be. The brother, who leaned affectionately above
his pillow, marked the change with acute sorrow. What had
thus oppressed the dying man ! what business matter unsettled,
what conscience matter undisposed of, was dropping
bitterness into his cup of death!
The departing Mason opened his eyes and cast a glance,
inexpressibly mournful, upon his children, and then upon his
brother. It said: "Brother, I go the way of all flesh, and I
leave these lambs with thee; if thou shalt fail in thy care
if thy pledge to me shall be broken or forgotten, whom have
they on earth? I have seen the affliction of the fatherless
" No words were needed to make all this plain; but how
should such a doubting soul be answered. All avenues to the
understanding were choked up save the sight, and that was
fast becoming clouded. But with a ready thought the brother
stooped and plucked off his shoe, and holding it up, full in
the view of God, himself and his departing friend, he laid it
in his extended palm and thus sealed the covenant with the
dead. It was enough, it was understood. A smile of approval
that bursting from the heart, forced its way through the stiffened
muscles to the face, gave token that the other party
acknowledged the symbol and so he died. The smile
remained when the coffin lid was laid above it. And now in
a mountain grave-yard, where many a tombstone bears a
Mason mark, there is one sacred to the memory of Wallace
M. T, - whose symbol is the plain slipper, the sealing
of the covenant between the living and the dead.
The relation of this circumstance elicited various remarks,
in which some difference of sentiment was manifested relative
to the real meaning of that anctent lsraelitish symbol, the
slipper.
This being ended, Brother CollinS) Junior Warden and
representative of Phenician Lodge, No. 87, related the following
account of:
The Mason's Widow
There came a widow lady to our neighborhood last May,
who said she wanted to make up a small class to teach wax
Work to young ladies. Sons of us knew anything of her, and
as we are rather poor in our county, we didn't give her much
encouragement. After trying for ten days without securing
a single scholar, she fell sick at my house. My wife turning
over her trunk to get some things she wanted, came across a
signet of the degree. Now the old lady is mighty
fond of that degree, and she can read the signet like a book,
and so she asked Mrs. Lane, (that was the stranger's name)
about it.
The widow said her husband had been a Mason and had
got her to take that degree, but she thought so little of
Masonry, she had never paid any attention to it. However
she had kept her husband's demit and diploma and his Mason's
apron, and other things, and showed them to my wife, who
brought them to me. It didn't take me long to get her some
scholars, and by the time she got well, we had a good school
ready for her, and she has remained in the neighborhood ever
since.
The question, as to how far females have privileges in connection
with Masonry, and how they can make themselves
known when among strangers, and in distress, was now discussed at length.
The Grand Lecturer suggested that if Androgynous degrees
are at all allowable, something better should be given to the
ladies than the trashy, superficial ones invented by dull wits
within the last fifteen years.
This aroused the opposition of the Deputy Grand Master,
who had so often conferred the degree, that it was
almost bone of his bone.
To close the discussion, which was getting a little warm,
Brother Levings, Worshipful Master of Nonmetallic Lodge,
No. 106, gave in his experience as follows:
The Devil's Half Acre
In the upper part of Louisiana near the Arkansas side,
there used to be one of the most God-defying sets of people
ever heard of. There was no Sabbath day amongst them, for
they served their master, the devil, seven days in a week,
with freedom, fervency, and zeal.
Horse racing, cock fighting, and the most cruel sports of all
kinds, were their diversions. Fighting, gouging, and murder
were common enough. As for such a thing as legal restraint,
the very idea was laughed at. Grand Juries were compelled
to wink at what they dared not present; circuit judges suffered
the grossest infractions of the law to pass unchecked
under their very noses; sheriffs and constables were hailfellows
well met with the wickedest of them - such was Louisiana,
near the Arkansas line, fifteen or twenty years ago.
The Methodist Conference had long looked eagerly at that
region, for the nearer the devil is to getting a man, the
more that church tries to save him !
More than once their Bishop had sent an itinerant preacher
there, but he was so glad to get away with a whole skin, that
he took care to say as little about what happened to him as
possible. At last old Father Goolsbury offered to itinerate
that field if the Bishop desired it, and the Bishop gladly
jumped at the chance. Parson G. was a man of great experience,
particularly in a department like this. He had itinerated
clear around, from the Falls of Niagara to Red River, keeping
right on the edge of civilization all the way, and he was the
very man for the place. Nobody could preach oftener in a
day than Father Goolsbury, or do it in ruder places. Nobody
could eat rougher, sleep harder, ride longer, swim bolder, or
laugh heartier than he. So he offered to go to North
Louisiana, and the Bishop appointed him instanter. A collection
was taken up to buy him a splendid horse, the only thing
in the world except sinners, the old man loved. The kind
sisters turned in and made him half a dozen shirts; a new
suit of clothes out-and-out was bought for him, and then with
a joke and a prayer and a tear, and two stanzas of Wesley's
songs, the intrepid parson departed.
Now there was a village in the very heart of this pandemonium,
called by the proprietor, Tockville, or some such
name; but from the quality of the atmosphere, and the
murderous brawls that continually occurred there, the country
people had christened it The .Devil's Half Acre. No traveler
ever stopped there twice. No sober neighbor ever visited
there on a public day. No respectable woman ever rode
through there at all. There was no church and no school in
Tockville; but there was a score of grogshops, bowling alleys,
gambling houses, &c.; and there was a race course hard by,
which, to many a poor fellow, had proved to be the entrance
to eternal death.
At this very place, unpromising as it seemed, the old itineerant
published his first appointment. He rightly thought
that if he could make the thing grind at The Devil's Half
Acre it would grind anywhere; but if he thought to get an
easy grist of it, he made as big a mistake as if he had torn
his shirt. For no sooner was his notice posted on the tavern
door than it was torn down with rage, and a popular order
given to the daring minister to evacuate the village forthwith.
Nothing daunted however, he wrote out a second announcement
and declared that he would return the next Sabbath, and
preach in the public square if he couldn't get a house, for the
Bishop had ordered him to preach and preach he would, or
break a hame-string trying."
Now Father Goolsbury was not the man to face such a
devil's crew as the Tockvillers without some preparation.
He had been ducked, and whipped, and tarred-and-feathered
too often in his ministerial career not to know where he stood.
And when he made his appointment at The. Devil's Half Acre
his whole plan was well matured. It was nothing more or
less than to make a Masonic affair of it.
There was a Mason Lodge in the adjoining county, many
of the members living near Tockville, and the old man set
himself diligently to hunting them up. As fast as he found
one, he showed him the necessity for religion in that community
the many efforts that had been vainly made to introduce
it - the danger to a brother Mason now; and other things
equally pressing. His summons was answered in the same
spirit in which it had been made. So, when the Sabbath
morning rolled around, the Rev. Jabez Goolsbury rode into
The Devil's Half Acre, accompanied by sixty-three mounted
Masons, well armed and prepared either for peace or war.
It was peace. The Tockville folks were overawed, and not a
hand was raised against them. The sermon was a good one,
and it was followed up by an exhortation that would have
done credit to Brother Maffit himself. At three o'clock a
second sermon was delivered, and considerable feeling manifested
among the audience. At night a general calm was
apparent, so promising in fact that the Masons left their
pistols at the tavern, and Parson Goolsbury was permitted to
preach in one of the bowling alleys in view of a bad cold he
had caught. Never was there such a general knocking
down of pins in that alley before! The itinerant out-preached
all creation. It was a perfect pentecost. The hardest hearts
melted. Women screamed. Men groaned and fell on their
faces. The Masons generally became convicted. In short, a
revival wag started that night and it lasted two weeks.
Then came the baptizing. Parson G. organized a church
at Tockville, with more than eighty members, and named it
The Pluckced-Brand church, and after he had got through
baptizing the people, he threw a handful of water into the air,
and said, "Devil's Half Acre I baptize thee by the name of
Jerusalem," and ever since that time it has been so styled,
But the best of the whole thing was
Here the speaker was interrupted by a loud rap at the
door. The Grand Tyier, who had felt all along convinced
that there must be somebody in the Grand Secretary's room,
had stepped back to the door on tip-toe and listened, until he
heard Brother Leverings, just at the break of his story.
Then he rapped and summoned them to appear in the Grand
Lodge room, and so ended one of the most delightful little
episodes of our life.
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